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do you have any augmented reality extraterrestrial space porn or access to the nsa porn archives thanks

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crystalfarm45
do you have any augmented reality extraterrestrial space porn or access to the nsa porn archives thanks

Just wondering, sorry if this is the wrong place for such a request/question...
In similar themes, does one have to literally EMP their remote house for security reasons before moving any electronics in?
If that is the case it may actually be more reasonable for the unidentified extraterrestrials to start depopulating us so there's less need to screen for stuff at all times everywhere
Also just wondering how this nsa bit might work here don't they eventually get bored like most do anyway? Where is mr snowden when you need him
Strictly speaking porn site search engines and their algos are a huge mess if you look up babe you can end up with a black bbw on a first results page and that can be traumatizing, i mean that in a non-racist way plus i theorized that attractive enough black women are either only in rap music videos, tv shows and movies as opposed to porn but this probably only means i have yet to look for it with enough diligence
The search results make it look like there is so much porn out there and that's deceptive it's just shitty seo algos much like poor compression, even with regular google searches and these tend to vary without any real consistency as well which is terrible seeker beware i went thru pretty much the entirety of pornhub within a night for tactical recon purposes and found it to be so there is even a complaint from someone on reddit saying the same

euxalot
nsa of course stands for

nsa of course stands for naughty sexy america, and I definitely have access to their archives. that other association, the one about security, um...I hear the CCTV footage can be pretty racy but you have to submit like a gazillion freedom of information requests just to get a peek at a little cleavage. they make that archive so hard.

speaking of which -- how can you identify the blind man at a nudist colony?

it's not hard.

crystalfarm45
this is nicole standard american from the nicole sex agency

the answer to your question in my opinion would be
that they're all lesbians and the man is the one with short hair
failing to see the beauty in having long natural hair like a woman
plus for some reason i have begun to speculate that when a
woman does that, like after pregnancy, something is wrong for her

anyway,where is all the space action?
as in, like, space boobs and stuff
for example nicole aniston she writes stuff like this

and i responded to her in the comments with

*ring ring* yes this is nicole standard american from the nicole sex agency we specialize in organic boob-making how may i be of service today?

"thanks for the warm teachings nicole i think personally that unconditional love is a fallacy because if someone gets like fat or ugly how can you love them but that is the trick it can be unconditional but only if people are never able to get fat or ugly you know this makes sense thanks"

What's cooking, nicole?
these are ever important questions like targeted organic boobmaking that is how to get bigger boobs without getting fatter
or like
that other one about love where people should be healthy and capable all the time instead of getting kudos for services rendered
because this is how entire nations get shallow and incompetent if they take care of stupid unhealthy-class humans with kudos
https://youtu.be/i6K1gI_PcTE
I went on a website that said motherless.com is my new home, i thought "ok, lets try that out" and went there looking for a healthy person, so i put 'organic' in the search box and that video came up. It was combined with junkie jim from youtube and a cutie from pornhub, she looks so cute i would definitely want to give her a good massage and help her out and this surprised me. If that actually happened i would definitely include a liability clause to grow her hair back the way it was and still is here in the funny censored video, similar to this one
https://youtu.be/CiLB_NpHN2c
You're talking about video games and other activities, like making music and singing, right?
Anyway i re-watched team america recently and I saw there someone brunette, who reminded me of her, called sarah, this where the joke comes from, short for NSA. Plus, the smulder photographs are my favorite they are so lovely!!! :) (no relation with mulder from x-files). It served as excellent research on movie relationship dynamics.
For further research, please refer to the x-files dogs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Haivu9xKEc

uh-oh
nicole, paint on my face, i'll hug you

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