Proof That Birth Certificates Are Traded On NYSE Stock Exchange

How Much Is Yours Worth? Garko finds out that a Military Industrial Complex company owns his birth certificate which is worth $1000000 by calling a stock broker and giving the digits that are in the bottom right of the birth certificate in red. We are owned property folks! There's proof!

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