Giant Mysterious Spiral Takes Over the Skies of Norway

Giant Mysterious Spiral Takes Over the Skies of Norway

Could it all be a hoax? Maybe it's a massive joke, but all kinds of Norwegian news sites are reporting on it. According to NKR—Norway's national TV channel—it could be related to a rocket fired from a Russian submarine in the White Sea. The Russians are denying any part on it at this at the moment. Nick Banbury, a witness located at Harstad, described how it all happened:

We are used to seeing lots of auroras here in Arctic Norway, but on my way to work this morning I saw something completely unexpected. Between 7:50 and 8:00 a.m. local time, there was a strange light in the sky. It consisted initially of a green beam of light similar in colour to the aurora with a mysterious rotating spiral at one end. This spiral then got bigger and bigger until it turned into a huge halo in the sky with the green beam extending down to the earth.

As hard as it is to believe, you can't dispute the fact that the strange spiral was witnessed and recorded by thousands of people from hundreds of miles away, which means that the phenomenon occurred at a very high altitude. Even Phil Plait from Bad Astronomy agrees that this is real, and says that it was probably a rocket out of control. Norwegian astronomers and news outlets have actually confirmed that this was a failed Russian missile launch.

So barring any epic group joke, expect your new alien overlords to arrive at any time now. We can only hope they are all peace-loving voluptuous blondes with blue eyes.

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Comment:

Two possibilities here, as far as I'm concerned: Either this is the start of "project bluebeam". If this is true, then Maytreia, the Antichrist will make his appearance soon, or it is the little grey aliens running out of patience, because stupid little humans have still not realized what crop circles are all about. Therefore they've now started projecting their crop circles directly into the sky. And what do humans say?: "It's a rocket having gone out of control." Clearly, those who don't want to see truth will never see truth.

Let's just take this as a good example of how CIA-disinformation works. Suddenly all of these so called journalists and scientists pop up everywhere with their silly explanation that it's just a rocket. Honestly, I'm really fed up with people telling me how I have to see things, and what I'm allowed to believe in. Fuck you science, fuck you journalists, I believe what I want to believe, and I see what I want to see. Any fool can see that this isn't the trail of a rocket.

Still trying to squeeze what you see into your petty little paradigm? "It can only be a rocket, because if it was not a rocket then I would have to revise my beliefs about the universe, and I'm simply not willing to do that." Most humans are so stupid.

Question authority, think for yourself.

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