Anti-Terror Hotline Spoof

I got so mad about the anti-terror hotline ads, even though I know they've been around for ages, I decided to advocate violence through this little spoof.

Here's a rough transcript for anyone that thinks my accents a little thick:

Think your neighbour might be a government snitch? Think that some people around you are SO THICK they might actually buy into this terrorism fantasy?

Are you ostricised for not watching football, critically thinking and/or thinking for yourself? Are you constantly stared at for having the gall to read, have long hair and (GASPS) anti-establishment views?

Then we have the answer for you. Just call now on 0151-999-tyrranise this and let us know where the snivelling little spys are in your area.

An expert team of shitkickers will be despatched swiftly to beat the stasi loving pieces of filth to within an INCH of their lives, and then go one inch further.

Thats 0151-999-Tyrannise this c'mon people let's euthanise the stasi-guys.

This message is brought to you by freedom and diversity lovers everywhere. Using services to help government spy on us only devoids our society even more than it already has been.

Respect peoples differences and learn about the real threats around us. Please understand that we are all prey to a sick small elite.