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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
05-25-2008, 03:57 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-25-2008, 04:48 AM by ayahuascero.)
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
NEW YORK–Attorneys representing the Tribe of Abraham filed suit against God in New York's Southern District Court Monday, citing 117 specific instances of breach of covenant.

Lawyers for the Children of Israel, who are suing the Lord for $4.2 trillion.


Israel is a hebrew name That means God loves us or favours us... BAHAHAHAHA :laugh:



http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28676
Quote - Yeti: &This just shows that Zagami is a very amateurish fraud - there's pretty much zero chance that he's a paid disinfo agent. That leaves only one possibility - he's just an attention-seeking fool.&
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05-25-2008, 04:09 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
That's a pretty hilarious article. I was going to post it but then I couldn't find it again thanks for the link. :biggrin:
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05-25-2008, 04:25 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-25-2008, 04:26 AM by trueaim.)
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Supreme Diety has never lost a case, beside the Jews dont have a leg to stand on.
&Is not my word like... a HAMMER that breaketh the rock in pieces&? Jeremiah 23:29
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05-25-2008, 04:59 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-25-2008, 05:13 AM by ayahuascero.)
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
A few highlights:

"My client, the Children of Israel, entered into this covenant with the Defendant in good faith. They were assured, in writing, that in exchange for their exclusive worship of Him, they would be designated His chosen people and, as such, would enjoy His divine protection and guidance for eternity,"


"The covenant also states that the plaintiff be entitled to all the lands of the Earth."


"They trusted Him to protect them, and He threw them to everyone from the Egyptians to the Cossacks to the Nazis to the Palestinians."


"they will continue to search for answers and seek the truth–no matter what the cost in legal fees"

Oh I'll be bookmarking this for sure:LOL:
Quote - Yeti: &This just shows that Zagami is a very amateurish fraud - there's pretty much zero chance that he's a paid disinfo agent. That leaves only one possibility - he's just an attention-seeking fool.&
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05-25-2008, 05:24 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Jesus ripped up the old Covenant threw it away and drew up a new Covenant with His own blood that extended to all people of the earth, the Jews under the influence of Baal picked up the old Covenant and sticky taped it back together and continued on as God's has been not-so anymore chosen people.
&Is not my word like... a HAMMER that breaketh the rock in pieces&? Jeremiah 23:29
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05-25-2008, 05:25 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Israelis are such hypocrites, it even says so in the Quran.
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05-25-2008, 05:34 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-25-2008, 05:35 AM by ayahuascero.)
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Islam is even worse, do I need to quote from the koran? Verse of the sword, etc??
Quote - Yeti: &This just shows that Zagami is a very amateurish fraud - there's pretty much zero chance that he's a paid disinfo agent. That leaves only one possibility - he's just an attention-seeking fool.&
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05-25-2008, 05:43 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
A disputed section of the covenant, which promises the plaintiff divine protection and providence:

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:laughkick:
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05-25-2008, 07:16 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Quote:Islam is even worse, do I need to quote from the koran? Verse of the sword, etc??
I believe its the best...
Go ahead post your bs.
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05-25-2008, 07:21 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
I don't post bs! Only the truth!! You just admitted yourself that the Koran is BS, Nuff said!!!
Quote - Yeti: &This just shows that Zagami is a very amateurish fraud - there's pretty much zero chance that he's a paid disinfo agent. That leaves only one possibility - he's just an attention-seeking fool.&
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05-25-2008, 07:37 AM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
http://www.answering-islam.org/Terrorism/by_the_sword.html

Does the truth hurt?
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05-25-2008, 08:21 AM, (This post was last modified: 05-25-2008, 08:24 AM by ayahuascero.)
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Truth?.. This is nothing but pro-islamic propaganda! blatant lies!!!

"The Quran teaches that people should not be converted by force"

Yea right... so when muhamed said cut off the heads of the unbelievers and cut off a leg and an arm on opposite sides, strike off their fingers, etc he did not really mean it? Try your bullshit on someone else! Many here are so blinded by a hatred of zionism that they might fall for your "muslims are the good guys" routine but not me mate! They are far worse and if they were anywhere near as smart as the zionists that oppress them the world would be a much worse place!!

"There are at least 114 verses in the Quran that speak of love, peace, and forgiveness ("The Heifer" Surah 2:62, 109). "But when Surah 9:5 was revealed later, it canceled out those previous verses. "This Surah is known as the 'verse of the sword," and it explains that Muslims must fight anyone who chooses not to convert to Islam, whether they are inside or outside of Arabia. It is considered to be the final development of jihad in Islam."


http://www.internationalwallofprayer.org/A...rk-Gabriel.html

Every muslim cleric & scholar in the world knows that this is the truth even though some of them say the opposite just to fool us Kuffaar.
Quote - Yeti: &This just shows that Zagami is a very amateurish fraud - there's pretty much zero chance that he's a paid disinfo agent. That leaves only one possibility - he's just an attention-seeking fool.&
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05-25-2008, 12:19 PM,
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Just a hint for the slow reader, the article we are talking about is satire. I know that most of you know that already, I was just making sure that everybody else knows that, too.
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05-25-2008, 07:36 PM, (This post was last modified: 05-25-2008, 07:46 PM by mastermg.)
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Israelites Sue God For Breach Of Covenant
Quote:Truth?.. This is nothing but pro-islamic propaganda! blatant lies!!!

"The Quran teaches that people should not be converted by force"

Yea right... so when muhamed said cut off the heads of the unbelievers and cut off a leg and an arm on opposite sides, strike off their fingers, etc he did not really mean it? Try your bullshit on someone else! Many here are so blinded by a hatred of zionism that they might fall for your "muslims are the good guys" routine but not me mate! They are far worse and if they were anywhere near as smart as the zionists that oppress them the world would be a much worse place!!

"There are at least 114 verses in the Quran that speak of love, peace, and forgiveness ("The Heifer" Surah 2:62, 109). "But when Surah 9:5 was revealed later, it canceled out those previous verses. "This Surah is known as the 'verse of the sword," and it explains that Muslims must fight anyone who chooses not to convert to Islam, whether they are inside or outside of Arabia. It is considered to be the final development of jihad in Islam."


http://www.internationalwallofprayer.org/A...rk-Gabriel.html

Every muslim cleric & scholar in the world knows that this is the truth even though some of them say the opposite just to fool us Kuffaar.
You have been warned. This discussion will lead nowhere, I am ending it there. I showed you proof and you refused, im not going to force you to open your mind.

Ed: wait one last question, have you ever opened the Quran and read it yourself? I dont mean the standalone verses that ant-Islamic sites post, I mean the book itself.
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