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The bill we should all be scared of.
07-05-2013, 06:52 PM, (This post was last modified: 07-06-2013, 12:03 PM by JFK.)
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The bill we should all be scared of.
http://www.wimp.com/truefear/



Edit to add :

[Image: hr-8791-blog-pic.png]

Huh


:p
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07-06-2013, 06:39 AM,
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RE: The bill we should all be scared of.
Here's the document of the bill:

   

Someone provided a full text copy without redaction here. WOW MUST BE AN INSIDER:

Code:
CLASSIFIED BILL, HR 8791, UNCLASSIFIED.

"Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. This funding shall commence in conjunction to the first attack on THE UNITED STATES or the first large scale outbreak of VIRUS X depending on upon which comes first. Civillian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS including iratirated MUTANTS with possibility of VIRUS X BEING airborne, OR THE POSSIBILITY OF flesh eating, HOSTS and/or all the above. In such event as A DOMESTIC REVOLT ON US SOIL OR spewing/UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS escape or released or otherwise become uncontrollable, Air Force units may also be directed to combat said BEINGS due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas, Jesus... That's DANGEROUS, far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed 100,000,000 PEOPLE, body disposal actions should be holded and associated resources shall be reallocated through SEWAGE SYSTEMS underground FEMA-BASED protective birthing centers. A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by THE ELITE OF TEN. Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes."
http://pastebin.com/6SsVVEdd



... but really I can't find much on it
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07-06-2013, 06:57 AM,
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RE: The bill we should all be scared of.
(07-06-2013, 06:39 AM)CLASSIFIED BILL, HR 8791 Wrote:Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791, the Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Said bill request emergency response funding up to and including 1 TRILLION dollars to prepare for national level terrorist attack and/or attack from UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles will be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being effected by UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS. This funding shall commence in conjunction to the first attack on THE UNITED STATES or the first large scale outbreak of VIRUS X depending on upon which comes first. Civillian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS including iratirated MUTANTS with possibility of VIRUS X BEING airborne, OR THE POSSIBILITY OF flesh eating, HOSTS and/or all the above. In such event as A DOMESTIC REVOLT ON US SOIL OR spewing/UNIDENTIFIED BEINGS escape or released or otherwise become uncontrollable, Air Force units may also be directed to combat said BEINGS due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas, Jesus... That's DANGEROUS, far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed 100,000,000 PEOPLE, body disposal actions should be holded and associated resources shall be reallocated through SEWAGE SYSTEMS underground FEMA-BASED protective birthing centers. A new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by THE ELITE OF TEN. Having now reviewed the bill, I ask you to please cast your votes."

This is a hoax, and a poor one at that. It was probably written by a child.
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07-06-2013, 07:02 AM,
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RE: The bill we should all be scared of.
(07-06-2013, 06:57 AM)stiffy Wrote: ..This is a hoax, and a poor one at that. It was probably written by a child.

Did you not infer the /s ? Whatever the case someone may have misinterpreted, someone always does. Thanks for the input.

I could totally see word substitutions making for a viral meme.

It's ridiculous yet oh so very serious what is stated during the video.
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07-06-2013, 01:01 PM, (This post was last modified: 07-06-2013, 01:07 PM by JFK.)
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Hence the " :p "
(07-06-2013, 06:57 AM)stiffy Wrote: This is a hoax

Hence the " :p " in my opening post.

What I find interesting is that there are references to this dated the fall of 2007, yet apparently The Onion published it on March 20, 2010.

< scratches head >

Edit to add :
There is no "HR 8791".
There is no "Rep. John Haller"
There is no "[onion logo]-SPAN" ( C-SPAN )
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07-06-2013, 04:42 PM,
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RE: The bill we should all be scared of.
Lesson :: Don't believe everything you hear and only half of what you see.
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