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WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
06-16-2011, 11:19 PM,
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Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
Jeff Hughes, Digital Trends, 15 June 2011

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It's being called the "poop burger". Japanese scientists have found a way to create artificial meat from sewage containing human feces.

Somehow this feels like a Vonnegut plotline: population boom equals food shortage. Solution? Synthesize food from human waste matter. Absurd yes, but Japanese scientists have actually discovered a way to create edible steaks from human feces.

Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, has developed steaks based on proteins from human excrement. Tokyo Sewage approached the scientist because of an overabundance of sewage mud. They asked him to explore the possible uses of the sewage and Ikeda found that the mud contained a great deal of protein because of all the bacteria.

The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak. The “meat” is 63% proteins, 25% carbohydrates, 3% lipids and 9% minerals. The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef.

Inhabitat notes that “the meatpacking industry causes 18 percent of our greenhouse gas emissions, mostly due to the release of methane from animals.” Livestock also consume huge amounts of resources and space in efforts to feed ourselves as well as the controversy over cruelty to animals. Ikeda’s recycled poop burger would reduce waste and emissions, not to mention obliterating Dante’s circle for gluttons.

The scientists hope to price it the same as actual meat, but at the moment the excrement steaks are ten to twenty times the price they should be thanks to the cost of research. Professor Ikeda understands the psychological barriers that need to be surmounted knowing that your food is made from human feces. They hope that once the research is complete, people will be able to overlook that ugly detail in favor of perks like environmental responsibility, cost and the fact that the meat will have fewer calories.

Waste not; want not.


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06-16-2011, 11:22 PM,
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
Compare the above story with this one:

Radioactive ash found in Tokyo sewage plant

Double yummy!!
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06-16-2011, 11:41 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-16-2011, 11:43 PM by R.R.)
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Triple whammy that it also contains soy protein.

Probably end up being supplied covertly and packaged as something else like soylent green.

PS are you sure this isn't a joke, if you pause it at 1:34 the label says 'SHIT BURGER'.
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06-16-2011, 11:58 PM,
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
(06-16-2011, 11:41 PM)R.R Wrote: are you sure this isn't a joke, if you pause it at 1:34 the label says 'SHIT BURGER'.

I'm sure the scientists see it as a joke, but the organization that commissioned the project certainly don't.

I find the Japanese to be a strangely sado-masochistic culture. Check out their "game shows", which are really televised torture.











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06-17-2011, 12:34 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-17-2011, 12:42 AM by R.R.)
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
Yeah those gameshows are pretty crazy but I find the old stories to do with martial artists such as Musashi Miyamoto pretty funny too, the whole warrior code thing, there's some weird ideas amongst all that.

Also the crowds, especially in wrestling were pretty funny and the awe they used to give serial buffoon Bob Sapp.

Not to mention the culture too, the youth and their dress sense, the funky hairstyles and the way they seem to never grow up with manga, anime and some of the toys they've made. They really get into the mythologies created by videogames too.

The evolution thing too, some of them believe that they are the superior race due to them having little to no body hair and looking least like monkeys. They have some of the highest suicide rates in the world aswell.

Last but not least - Japanese porn is some strange shit. They've always had a thing for girls in school uniforms too. So you can add pederasty to sado-masochism too, although I blame predominantly soy diets for them generally being so girlish.

Maybe it was those pesky Jesuits during the Tokugawa regime to add a conspiratorial twist on things but in all honesty its probably something to do with general material advancement and a high-tech society - I've always sort of seen Japan as a prototype for the new world order dystopia.
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06-17-2011, 02:11 AM, (This post was last modified: 06-17-2011, 02:27 AM by Mami.)
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Recycling has gone to far!

Great article yeti, I can post this for the vegetable eating freaks at project scare-a-lot and it will make their day.


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06-17-2011, 04:01 PM,
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
The kids in Japan have been marketed poop for some time now as something cute and cuddly.

   

   

In America we've been blessed with Mr. Hankey (SouthPark)

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If you listen to Celtic Rebel it goes way beyond this. He's explored the annals of that promo a little too much IMO.

So is it a sex thing and a food thing now that feed off eachother being pitched this is wack. Doesn't Japan already have enough issues with Japanese metro-sexual pop culture? hard to believe they were once a Brave Samurai culture before they got re-cultured post WWII.
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06-17-2011, 04:11 PM,
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Haha, predictive programming in action.
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06-17-2011, 07:44 PM,
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Gpobal food shortage solved!
Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces
http://inhabitat.com/poop-burger-japanese-researcher-creates-artificial-meat-from-human-feces/
Some hardcore carnivores have a hard time finding meat alternatives such as soy protein or tofu burgers to be palatable. But non-meat eaters may lose their appetite along with their carnivorous friends over this one – a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly — Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a “burger” made from soya, steak sauce essence, and protein extracted from human feces. Hit the break for a video explaining the process!

Read more: POOP BURGER: Japanese Researchers Create Artificial Meat From Human Feces | Inhabitat - Green Design Will Save the World


Giving new meaning to the phrase "Eat S**t"
And new meaning to the title 'scientist'.
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06-18-2011, 12:10 AM,
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RE: Gpobal food shortage solved!
They are too obtuse to use poop for fertilizer or to feed other species, like fish for instance. After they extract the protein they color it with carcinogenic food coloring and then add genetically modified soya to the mixture.
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06-18-2011, 09:32 AM,
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Information  RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
Eat shit it's good for the planet!

Despite their unsavory origin, these poop burgers may be the future of food production as manufacturers try to stray away from the livestock industry and lower their carbon emissions.
Source Article: Turdhunter - Soylent Green Is People's Sh*t!

Don't think they are doing this already. Anything that qualifies as protein (including shit, bonemeal, unsavoury innards and roadkill) is labelled as protein - check the ingredients on a package of Jello next time you are at the supermarket.

There have even been laws passed to limit what you can grow in your own backyard. Last week laws not only stopped but arrested volunteers in Orlando for handing out free food to feed hungry families (video).

We've been fed this synthetic food programming in everything from pills and supplements to Star Trek Food Cubes in the 60s.

The underlying problem is the manufactured food crisis due to its global commoditization, factory farming fails, cartel based distribution, market gaming, cash crops, dams, biofuels and twisted environmentalism to make tracts of arable land off-limits to local farming. See British Imperialism > British Royal Commission on Population and the Stalin Ukraine and Mao Chinese genocides via starvation. Synthetic Food, GMOs and Global Food Caps are among the problem reaction solution.

Some good information on Global Food Crises in this video despite the FDR worshipping LarouchePAC. Try to get past the neo-socialist propaganda as they present a good historical perspective. Banning food speculation (or speculation in general) is a good start.
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06-18-2011, 09:58 AM,
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
I was going to post this earlier...but I declined to do so.

Considering Hindu's are making soft drinks out of COW PISS (google it),
and Chinese eating aborted fetuses (google that too!) it doesn't surprise me.

Now we got fucking Japs eating sewage sludge and calling it meat...

Considering them and THEIR SICK IN THE FUCKING HEAD CULTURES, Yes! Whites ARE the master race!!!

Want me to believe otherwise and quit being racist? Fine, quit eating shit and calling it meat.
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06-18-2011, 11:19 PM,
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
(06-18-2011, 09:58 AM)Mike_Smith Wrote: I was going to post this earlier...but I declined to do so.

Considering Hindu's are making soft drinks out of COW PISS (google it),
and Chinese eating aborted fetuses (google that too!) it doesn't surprise me.

Now we got fucking Japs eating sewage sludge and calling it meat...

Considering them and THEIR SICK IN THE FUCKING HEAD CULTURES, Yes! Whites ARE the master race!!!

Want me to believe otherwise and quit being racist? Fine, quit eating shit and calling it meat.

Haha yes and don't forget they like to get it straight from the source which is documented in scat and golden shower movies. Oh wait that's a master race!!! thing.

Of course the master race!!! has perfectly clean food free from harmful additives and chemicals (and lord knows what else), does not have poverty to contend with and can thus dictate the quality of the food they eat. No the master race!!! willingly film themselves getting shit on and filmed for pleasure, while other members of the master race!!! beat their meat to images of men pissing on women's faces in a show of respect. They also have the audacity to film themselves engaging in sex acts with pre-pubertal members of the master race!!! but its ok as long as they don't eat them.

Indeed the master race!!! is so smart it is totally controlled, manipulated and is the world's biggest servant to the JEWZ!!!!! who apparently run the world but running the world isn't criteria for being the master race!!!
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06-19-2011, 09:05 PM, (This post was last modified: 06-19-2011, 09:10 PM by IanPotter.)
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
As FastTadpole points out, we really have been eating shit for ages - and we are what we eat, right?

"The researchers then extracted those proteins, combined them with a reaction enhancer and put it in an exploder which created the artificial steak."

It's the Japanese answer to HAARP: farting Sumo wrestlers blowing out their lunch.

Signs038

Ah-so.

Signs025

PS: I'd skip the oyster sauce if I were you...
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06-20-2011, 06:26 PM,
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RE: WTF? Japan scientist synthesizes meat from human feces
im not sure we realise that we eat a chicken's ovulation and call it breakfast.

Japs like young girls? really? only them? im sure the phrase "barely legal" can been seen on news stands across the globe. eating shit and piss is not just for the japs guys. I believe its the Germans who hold the crown of chief scat munchers...

In essence they have taken away the "middle man" of the protein/nutrient cycle of faeces from animal to plant and then back to animal. I agree with it as an unpalatable application but its a discovery...

Master race master shmace... almost every country has considered itself a step above the rest. its called national specialism. I believe america has had that problem with itself recently.

As stated by tadpole. our idea of protein is a very loose one anyway. the only difference between this shit and a burger is, the missing plant which OFFSETS this carbon emission problem in the first place. a cow can fart all it likes in a field filled with GRASS that has an all too common function of creating oxygen as it grows. And why waste turds on people when a plant will find it that much tastier. you cant compliment nature by taking its processes away.

The fact that its possible gets a well done from me. however, the environmental implications against meat are erroneous. The chemicals needed to achieve such feats would most defiantly offset any "savings" made through this technique.
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