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The sick joke thread.
04-03-2011, 07:44 AM,
#1
The sick joke thread.
This is for SICK jokes. They can be funny or they can make you groan... but they MUST be SICK! Fair nuff?

My boss just told me this...lol

A local native indian girl calls the taxi company and asks for a cab.

Cabbie: Where to young lady?

Squaw: To the medical lab. I have to give a blood, urine and stool sample.

Cabbie: Okay, we're here. That'll be $10 please.

Squaw: Just keep the meter running Cabbie, I'll be right back.

Cabbie: These things usually take time. Are you sure you want me to leave the meter running?

Squaw: Yes please Sir.

(2 minutes later)

Cabbie: That was quick! How did you manage to give a blood, stool and urine sample so quickly?

Squaw: I just left them my panties.
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04-03-2011, 10:40 PM, (This post was last modified: 04-03-2011, 10:46 PM by rsol.)
#2
RE: The sick joke thread.
My wife left me,
My car just got repossessed
My house has to be demolished and i dont have insurance
My kids hate me
Also i just lost my job.

Well at least the HIV test was positive.....
im English so it has to be an racist ginger related joke.....


Father says to doctor "Hows my wife and child?"
The doctor takes off his mask and looks solemnly to the father...
"Im afraid i have some good and bad news sir"

"whats the bad news then doctor?" gritting his teeth, the father awaits the reply.

"Well, it seems your son is born ginger......"

"oh, and the good news?"

"its dead......"

That was told to me by a ginger person so im allowed.
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04-04-2011, 09:42 AM, (This post was last modified: 04-04-2011, 09:43 AM by Hans Olo.)
#3
RE: The sick joke thread.
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to looking forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies"
"Why? Am I pregnant?"
"No" the doctor replies, "you've got bowel cancer".
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04-04-2011, 05:37 PM,
#4
RE: The sick joke thread.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was nailed to the chicken.
My Psychiatrist Committed Suicide

"I'm going to tell you something you won't believe."
David Vincent
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04-05-2011, 01:26 AM,
#5
RE: The sick joke thread.
How long does it take a baby to explode if you put it into the microwave?

I don't know I close my eyes when I come.
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04-05-2011, 02:38 AM,
#6
RE: The sick joke thread.
why did the pervert cross the road?
his cock was stuck in the chicken

what sleeps alone and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono

what's blue and fucks grannies?
Hypothermia

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04-05-2011, 05:12 PM,
#7
RE: The sick joke thread.
air stewardess asks his male passenger. "hello sir, would you like some of our TWA coffee?"

"id prefer a bit of your TWA tea"
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04-05-2011, 11:05 PM,
#8
RE: The sick joke thread.
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04-05-2011, 11:41 PM,
#9
RE: The sick joke thread.
“Everything Popular Is Wrong” - Oscar Wilde
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04-06-2011, 04:44 AM,
#10
RE: The sick joke thread.
One for the OP and most of the other protagonists:

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04-06-2011, 06:27 AM,
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RE: The sick joke thread.
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04-21-2011, 06:32 AM,
#12
RE: The sick joke thread.
usb port on a cat...rolf
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04-21-2011, 06:55 AM,
#13
RE: The sick joke thread.
Suicidal Blonde Arrested For Killing Twin Sister by Mistake
My Psychiatrist Committed Suicide

"I'm going to tell you something you won't believe."
David Vincent
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04-22-2011, 12:04 AM, (This post was last modified: 04-22-2011, 12:21 AM by drummer.)
#14
RE: The sick joke thread.

“Everything Popular Is Wrong” - Oscar Wilde
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04-22-2011, 09:41 AM,
#15
RE: The sick joke thread.
How can you tell if your best friend is gay?



You can taste shit on his cock.
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