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Mental Health Issues?
05-07-2010, 05:45 AM,
Mental Health Issues?
call this hotline:
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05-07-2010, 06:00 AM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
I know some folks in that field that will get a kick out of this. Big Grin
“Today’s scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after
equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality. ” -Nikola Tesla

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05-07-2010, 06:15 AM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
LOL !!! That was hilarious! Laugh

05-07-2010, 07:32 PM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
thanx... that was great.
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05-07-2010, 07:33 PM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
(05-07-2010, 05:45 AM)yeti Wrote: call this hotline:

LOL.. Here's Another..

In A Mental Hospital...

A Sadist, a Masochist, a Murderer, a Necrophile, a Zoophile and a Pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a Mental Institution, bored out of their minds...

"How about having Sex with a Cat?" asked the Zoophile.

"Let's have Sex with the Cat, and then Torture it," says the Sadist.

"Let's have Sex with the Cat, Torture it and then Kill it," shouted the Murderer.

"Let's have Sex with the Cat, Torture it, Kill it and then have Sex with it again," said the Necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the Cat, Torture it, Kill it, have Sex with it again and then burn it," said the Pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the Masochist says: "Meow."
Marc "TheQleaner" Fisher
Unseen Head
The Illuminati Order

Novus Ordo Seclorum
05-07-2010, 07:58 PM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
LOL! Big Grin
05-07-2010, 07:59 PM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
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05-08-2010, 10:31 AM,
RE: Mental Health Issues?
This is the Tinnitus hotline. Leave a message, speak after the beep.

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