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Russian Miracle Water
10-28-2006, 10:13 AM,
#1
Russian Miracle Water
i found this article, and thought i'd share...
if this is true, and i believe it could be, think of the glorious possibilies and implications...

Russian scientists have discovered the cure for all diseases.

Such claims from the doctors in local clinics might seem absurd at first. But do not rush to conclusions. Researchers of two well-known Russian institutes have almost simultaneously without contacting each other come up with “live” and “dead” water. Both have equal chances to become the cure for all sicknesses! MK reporters went in for an interview and a sip of miracle liquid.

The de-ionized, or “dead,” water was first mentioned as a study project back in the 1990’s. At that time the theory of two professors from Science Center of Applied Research (SCAR) - Valentine Samoylov and Oleg Zaymidoroga – were looked at as fairytales. But now no one would dare laughing at the ones who take the foundation for their “live” and “dead” waters from… the kitchen!

“At first we were taking it from the ordinary kitchen faucet,” explains Oleg, the owner of a mini-lab in Dubna, “Of course it did not become de-ionized water right away. We had to free it of metal ions, microorganisms, and other junk. Please, have some! Where else on the planet would you be able to find water like this!

"How did you discover its healing power?”

“It began with my experiments in Italy in the field of physics. I had to design such water for the research that would contain no radioactive traces and no microorganisms. So we began purifying the regular tap water. We passed it through the filter and then removed the 95% of metal ions. Then next step was to remove the rest of radioactive ions and from the heavy isotopes of oxygen and hydrogen. Finally we got rid of the dead bodies of microorganisms and ended up with super pure de-ionized water that is thousands of times more sterile than any artificial solution.

So I thought, what if I try to clean the incrustation inside the tea pot with that water? I took it to my wife and she poured the substance into the old boiling pot that had nearly one kilogram of old scales inside of it. After boiling the purified water in it all the incrustation came off. I realized all of a sudden that one could clean the polluted nuclear reactors this way, as well as the human body vessels. Just imagine how many people could be cured with such miracle water!”

The scientists immediately offered their product to the Surgical Institute of Vishnevsky and the St. Petersburg Institute RAN. Recently the biochemical tests have been completed. Believe it or not, the tests showed that the miracle water can cure infections and tumors.

“In the case of blood poisoning de-ionized water restores the torn DNA threads and helps the wound to heal faster,” the scientist explains, “As for the cancer, this water has the power to affect the bio-energetic molecule ATF, which is responsible for cell division. So when a cancer patient receives the de-ionized water injection the ATF molecule no longer misses the moment of random cell multiplication. The tumor growth will be stopped.

De-ionized water also has anti-diabetic qualities. The specialists from St. Petersburg confirmed that. They injected the rats with our water thereby stimulating the survival capacity of cells that produce insulin. The water is also useful for homoeopathic samples. This water can take on the qualities of medicines it interacts with and then pass on the healing effects to the patient.”

“So what will happen is we all start drinking such water on a regular basis, making tea with it?”

“That would be some very tasty tea because it will only contain the taste of tea leaves. But as for drinking the de-ionized water by itself, one should be very cautious doing that. I do this myself – 50 ml per day, and I almost forgot that I once had gastro-intestinal problems. But the thing is, if you drink too much of it will wash out all the calcium magnesium salt from the system and your knees will begin to hurt. This is medicine, and should be treated accordingly.”

“Have you tried talking to MinZdrav?”

“Sure I have, but it is too hard to shift the bureaucratic machine. So while I cure myself all alone, my wife uses the water with a cosmetic purpose.”

“How so?”

“De-ionized water can serve as make-up remover for the skin. Every evening my wife washes her face with it and begins looking much younger. We have received a permission to apply our water as a skin spray.”

As for using the magical liquid’s healing power in terms of taking on the qualities of the medicine it interacts with, this part awaits further research. The time approaches when we will cure our diseases with mere water.

Note: Water from blue bottles is dangerous for health

Scientists from the Center of Applied Research have concluded after launching large-scale experiments that the water in blue bottles can be harmful because after a time it acquires zirconium, a metal that gives the bottle a light bluish color.

Moskovskiy Komsomolets

source: hxxp://english.pravda.ru/science/health/85185-water-0

(sorry if this is the wrong section)
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10-28-2006, 12:54 PM,
#2
Russian Miracle Water
Is this the stuff at the end of the waterboy movie
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10-28-2006, 03:50 PM,
#3
Russian Miracle Water
Pretty fantastical stuff, but should be easy enough to reproduce by burning hydrogen in air (provided it is hydrogen and now duterium).

I'm not convinced of the panacea effects, if so, there would be fundamental priciples of physics we don't yet understand. If it is true, then we'll benefit.
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10-28-2006, 04:02 PM,
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Sometimes the simplest things are the key. Now how the hell do I get some or make some?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

As a reputed atheist, the reverential nature of his film was surprising, but Pasolini himself said &If you know that I am an unbeliever, then you know me better than I do myself. I may be an unbeliever, but I am an unbeliever who has a nostalgia for a belief.&


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10-28-2006, 04:19 PM,
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Quote:Now how the hell do I get some or make some?

first thing on my mind aswell... if anywhere the "recipe" will turn up somewhere on the web;)

@psilocybin: i have no idea

@The Enemy: science is not my area exactly... but somehow it sounds simple enough to be true;)
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10-29-2006, 06:23 AM, (This post was last modified: 10-29-2006, 06:24 AM by Conspiracy Dave.)
#6
Russian Miracle Water
This is the kind of subject that you see all the time on the internet being hoaxed.

This is probably on like India Daily.com or something right now, haha

If I spoke Russian it might be a little easier to investigate into, lol. Do these foundations and doctors actually exist? Are they respectable, etc.

I want to see more proof of this being even real.
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10-29-2006, 03:49 PM,
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Russian Miracle Water
It sounds like snake oil panacea, but I want it to be true. I want the guy to show how to make a microorganism filter, metal salt filter (or distillation) and heavy isotope filter. How on earth do you seperate didueterium oxide from dihydrogen oxide?

Anyone got the plans from the nazi heavy water plant? I'm hoping that technique can be applied in reverse, and more efficently.
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10-30-2006, 10:46 AM,
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Russian Miracle Water
this remids me of a video i downloaded from here ages ago. It had this dude, Dr. Robert Beck drinking "special" water of some sort... I found a video of his on Google video..watch it if your interested. It may be something completely different but he also used a machine that cleans your blood of any viral contaminents using low frequency electromagnetic waves. He plugs a company at the end(as i remember) called Sota. This could all be mumbo Jumbo.... He claims his technology supressed and does lecture at Conspiracy conferences. I thought it might be a neat thing to try out but the price wasn't as neat as the idea. here's the link
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10-30-2006, 04:10 PM,
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Russian Miracle Water
I'm having a look at the circuit diagram for that device. It's plausible (hell, collodial silver has been used for centuries as an antiseptic) and the parts don't cost that much. I'll make it soon and tell you my results.
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The freedom of other men, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on the contrary,
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10-30-2006, 06:19 PM,
#10
Russian Miracle Water
Had a closer look at this. It's a square wave oscillator that works at 27V, enough to supply a tingle. The frequency is 4Hz, but he says the frequency is not critical, I guess it has to be quick enough not to polarise whatever it's being zapped.
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The freedom of other men, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on the contrary,
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10-30-2006, 07:43 PM,
#11
Russian Miracle Water
Water is inherently 'hungry'. That's why it's also been given the moniker Universal Solvent.

Drink some of this so-called pure water and watch all your vital dissolvables pass through your urethra and right down the toilet.

There are other ways to piss your life away.



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11-01-2006, 12:20 AM,
#12
Russian Miracle Water
Quote:Had a closer look at this. It's a square wave oscillator that works at 27V, enough to supply a tingle. The frequency is 4Hz, but he says the frequency is not critical, I guess it has to be quick enough not to polarise whatever it's being zapped.


What do you think of this device? I was thinking about trying it out myself. I watched the video and have a few documents with more details on how to build it etc. Although, I think I'll just buy one rather than build one with my technical expertise (or lack thereof).
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11-01-2006, 01:47 AM,
#13
Russian Miracle Water
If I discovered miracle water, the first place I'd go to disclose this information would definitely be a reliable source like pravda.ru .... BZZZZZT!
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11-01-2006, 01:49 AM,
#14
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Still making it.

The 27V signal pulse is there because that's 3xpp3 batteries. It's there so you can perceive the pulse as a tingle on ones skin.

It's oscillating at 3.925hz, half of the shuman resonance freqency. But a 7555 timer is about %20 variable. So it would not be that accurate.

So I'm going to make the circuit with a 4HZ oscillator (also 20% variable) and have that flipping the 5v relay, which would send a pulse of 24v negative and 24v positive, as I have a 24v DC power supply.

Then I'll make blood and saliva samples (Scat is a bit nasty, I don't need a stoole sample if the saliva or blood one works) and test them.
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The freedom of other men, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on the contrary,
its necessary premise and confirmation.” - Mikhael Bakunin
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11-01-2006, 05:06 AM,
#15
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Quote:Still making it.

The 27V signal pulse is there because that's 3xpp3 batteries. It's there so you can perceive the pulse as a tingle on ones skin.

It's oscillating at 3.925hz, half of the shuman resonance freqency. But a 7555 timer is about %20 variable. So it would not be that accurate.

So I'm going to make the circuit with a 4HZ oscillator (also 20% variable) and have that flipping the 5v relay, which would send a pulse of 24v negative and 24v positive, as I have a 24v DC power supply.

Then I'll make blood and saliva samples (Scat is a bit nasty, I don't need a stoole sample if the saliva or blood one works) and test them.

Thanks for the reply, The Enemy. Can you let me and/or us know how it turns out by posting it somewhere here on the forums. Perhaps a new thread would be better. Here are some links I found that may be useful also (the last one is an *.exe file; I downloaded it and it's basically a document with good info. I scanned it and there are no viruses. It's up to you if you want to download it.):

http://www.curezone.com/forums/f.asp?f=47&p=1

http://shop.toolsforhealing.com/category_s/1.htm

http://www.webspirit.com/shanti/body/zapper.htm

http://www.drloyd.com/beckpapers.exe
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