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really OFF TOPIC here!
09-11-2009, 12:29 AM,
#1
really OFF TOPIC here!

Just wondering if you work in a business with a younger lady. Why would she clearly leave VAGINAL ITCH type cream in the bathroom for you to see for like weeks? If that were not enough she also decided to leave a period stained toilet seat? Is this young lady a WHORE or a SKANK? Just don't understand I would be so embarrassed to leaved a large TURD if I knew that I young lady would see it? What does this mean? Or this some type of turn on of hers like she's telling me I GOT A VAGINA! And you can't have it? Or maybe I GOT A VAGINA wake up you little GEEK! I am a little puzzled or is it like she's enjoying her puberty and the sex has got her all screwed up in the brain? Maybe she wanted to try something and then say it was sexual harrasment? REALLY WEIRD! I know that at work I have learned to be like a fucking asexual NAZI! I never mix one thing with the other because of the potential problems. Anyway any psychologist here on the board? :confused:
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

As a reputed atheist, the reverential nature of his film was surprising, but Pasolini himself said &If you know that I am an unbeliever, then you know me better than I do myself. I may be an unbeliever, but I am an unbeliever who has a nostalgia for a belief.&


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09-11-2009, 12:51 AM, (This post was last modified: 09-11-2009, 03:35 AM by ---.)
#2
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I met a psychologist on a boat once..

Taking it as a given that this drama is unfolding in a bathroom to which you both are the exclusive workplace environment end users.. otherwise why would you consider the possibility that it was a rather disturbed and remedially visceral attempt to convey office kinking in your direction?

She maybe trying to fuck with your mind in terms of asserting dominance. The cream is a bridge too far in assuaging any doubts I had at that point about whether you had simply been indignant about unobserved protocols of general bathroom courtesy or whether there was indeed some undiscovered intrigues.

I would not suggest pissing all over the seat in retaliation though. far from it.

If it does begin to escalate into a genuine work place environment sexually taught gender conflict and hate match, then do not forget the element of surprise by fabricating your own bloody towels and leaving them surprisingly for her to find.

i would definitely wait and see if it gets really bad and 'twice' as difficult to even broach it before actually attempting to attend to the situation that is bothering you.

Hope that helps:)
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09-11-2009, 02:48 AM,
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:PMaybe she is just a nasty person, or maybe she is extremely comfortable with you.:huh:

Then again, she could be wanting to share a gift that just keeps on giving.....:blush:Nothing like a little VD to get close.

She could be practicing for one of those commercials.:rolleyes:
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09-11-2009, 02:54 AM,
#4
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dude chicks can be nasty. I worked with one that loved to shit in the small ventfree bathroom next to lunchroom rather than seek privacy in the downstairs ladies bathroom. It was horrible. I would eat in my car.
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09-11-2009, 05:15 AM,
#5
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She's probably flirting with you but if you try approaching her, she will just act surprised and disgusted of you, trust me. Girls are weird like that lol. Try leaving a condom next to her cream haha.
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09-11-2009, 05:18 AM,
#6
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Quote:She's probably flirting with you but if you try approaching her, she will just act surprised and disgusted of you, trust me. Girls are weird like that lol. Try leaving a condom next to her cream haha.

:Dmaybe a bloody one.
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09-11-2009, 07:59 AM,
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My vote is call her on her nastiness. That's just plain disrespectful and potentially infectious. If that is an attempt at flirting then she needs to learn that is NOT the way to do it. Ask her if she would appreciate it if you pissed all over the seat and left shit and bloody snot all over the bathroom.

I say she's a nasty ass skank.
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09-11-2009, 01:04 PM,
#8
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She probably just doesn't care.I would ignore it and if she is doing it on purpose for what ever reason that will piss her off even more.
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09-11-2009, 01:26 PM, (This post was last modified: 09-11-2009, 01:34 PM by ToddTraf.)
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The same chick that was rotting out the bathroom also liked to leave partially eaten food in the fridge for extended periods of time. One day I made a little sign with the letters WTF printed on it and stuck it on a plate she put in the fridge with like 1 bite of tuna salad or something on it. It worked so well I think you should put little WTF post its on everything that chick does. They're anonymous and really get the point across.
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09-11-2009, 02:51 PM,
#10
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Quote:The same chick that was rotting out the bathroom also liked to leave partially eaten food in the fridge for extended periods of time. One day I made a little sign with the letters WTF printed on it and stuck it on a plate she put in the fridge with like 1 bite of tuna salad or something on it. It worked so well I think you should put little WTF post its on everything that chick does. They're anonymous and really get the point across.

HAHA!! I like that idea. Its funny and to the point.
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09-11-2009, 04:42 PM,
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This is completely unprofessional not to mention extremely unsanitary and a health concern. Don't focus on why she does it,m aybe she was never taught proper hygiene but that doesn't mean that you should have to suffer. Take the issue to your supervisor.
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09-12-2009, 02:58 AM,
#12
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I'm still trying to figure the itch cream. That'd almost either make me worry about crab hunting of a little yeast in the rolls. Thats it, a message! She has too much yeast to contain and want to roll with you. She don't hopefully leave cottage cheese there I hope, lol.
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09-12-2009, 09:29 AM,
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Quote:I'm still trying to figure the itch cream. That'd almost either make me worry about crab hunting of a little yeast in the rolls. Thats it, a message! She has too much yeast to contain and want to roll with you. She don't hopefully leave cottage cheese there I hope, lol.
Lol yuck
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09-13-2009, 09:58 AM,
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I really should have tried the WTF idea yeah WTF ? This is a great idea!
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

As a reputed atheist, the reverential nature of his film was surprising, but Pasolini himself said &If you know that I am an unbeliever, then you know me better than I do myself. I may be an unbeliever, but I am an unbeliever who has a nostalgia for a belief.&


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