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Apply here for citizenship in the new scientific utopia
09-01-2013, 02:07 PM,
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Rainbow  Apply here for citizenship in the new scientific utopia
As you know, Earth has become ugly, crime-ridden, and polluted due to over-population by out-of-control troglodyte untermenschen.

Now you can escape this mess by applying for citizenship in Elysium, the luxury alternative to Earth. Apply here:

http://www.itsbetteruphere.com

Unfortunately I "aroused suspicion" during the application process and the algorithm detected asymmetries in my aesthetic composition. I agreed to submit to extensive facial reconstruction to alleviate this problem, but was still rejected.

(Pirate Bay only has cams, so I'm waiting for the DVD version.)


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Apply here for citizenship in the new scientific utopia - CharliePrime - 09-01-2013, 02:07 PM

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