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Prison Architect
09-20-2013, 08:24 PM,
Sad  Prison Architect
There is a new game out that I saw last night and was completely horrified by. It's called Prison Architect. I made a comment on the game...

Quote:Holy fucking've got to be kidding me.
Is there a FEMA Camp manager DLC?
How about an Auschwitz mod for this?
The world really is insane and it has fully made it into the video game industry full force.

...and WHOOSH, it goes right over the head of the next poster.

Quote:I have it on steam, fun game! I dont know about the mods, might be steam workshop stuff or something. But the game is worth playing.

When looking into the game, I found these comments in various reviews:

Quote:I can’t help but feel slightly betrayed by the inmates in my prison because I build them everything they need, a common complete with TV, books and a pool table, and a huge yard to exercise in, and they repay me by dismantling toilets, breaking beds, starting riots, and getting all their blood everywhere on my prison floor so I have to hire janitors to clean it up.

Quote:...what I did not expect was not being able to play the game at all, as prisoners spend 24/7 trying to escape from the moment they entered (yes there was a double-fence around the entire compound with no cracks)...

No shit, Sherlock! They're in fucking prison!

Is it just me or is this not one of the most insane ideas for a game ever?
What's next? Serial Puppy Rapist?
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09-20-2013, 08:39 PM,
RE: Prison Architect
Nah... probably a simulated puppy chucking game.
Who can chuck the puppy the furthest out off a cliff... The most yelps before impact wins.

Of course you have to make it through a simulated Marine Corp boot camp before you are allowed to chuck your first puppy.

Way to go Motari. Sad
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09-21-2013, 08:04 AM,
RE: Prison Architect
There was a game called, if I recall correctly, Alcatraz Tycoon. Now that I research it, there have apparently been (at least) five Prison Tycoon games developed. Alcatraz Tycoon kept bugging out on me though (not crashing - events that were supposed to transpire to keep the game moving didn't occur), and the interface left a bit to be desired.

Hell of an idea if the $7,668,035 posted sales figure is accurate, though. Future NWO lieutenants perhaps? Hee hee.
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09-22-2013, 06:16 AM,
RE: Prison Architect
Could be an interesting game to learn fortifications, can you print your jails?
If so would be great terrorist/ criminal tool for mapping existing prisons from the minds of those who have served in the same places.

Also helps the youth of today get used to what there futures will be like Suspicious

Sure that numbers sold is bs... marketing for suckers.... "oh it must be good look how many people bought it.. i should too" BAAAAAA BAAAA BAAA.
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09-22-2013, 07:32 AM,
RE: Prison Architect
(09-22-2013, 06:16 AM)Deathaniel Wrote: Could be an interesting game to learn fortifications, can you print your jails?
Sure. You can even assemble them.

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