Fallacy-B-Gone spray commercial

Stuck parroting opinions from cable news and losing your mojo for following the sheep herd? Spray a healthy does of FbG on your face, your hands, your chest, your eyes. Not yet endorsed by Dr. Michael Lebossiere, but it's got lots of essential oils.

The Quadramethyl Trivtamine should work to enhance your Critical Thinking abilities, but you really need to know how to exercise them.

NEW! Fallacy-B-Gone Critical Thinking Spray!
Are you tired of soul-less corporate advertising, shallow debates between puppet politicians, and the empty rhetoric of a ruling elite?

Wishing your opinion, and the ideas of others actually made sense, instead of sounding like some bandwagon-hopping jingo-istic nonsense?

Looking to sound like your factual positions on the Banking Crisis are well thought out and articulate, rather than coming from an emotionally compromised bundle of tears and fears?

Then you need Fallacy-B-Gone! The only Critical Thinking Spray available in the World!

Fallacy-B-Gone destroys not 20, not 30, not even 40, but it obliterates these 42 fallacies Fast!
# Ad Hominem
# Ad Hominem Tu Quoque
# Appeal to Authority
# Appeal to Belief
# Appeal to Common Practice
# Appeal to Consequences of a Belief
# Appeal to Emotion
# Appeal to Fear
# Appeal to Flattery
# Appeal to Novelty
# Appeal to Pity
# Appeal to Popularity
# Appeal to Ridicule
# Appeal to Spite
# Appeal to Tradition
# Bandwagon
# Begging the Question
# Questionable Cause
# Biased Sample
# Burden of Proof
# Circumstantial Ad Hominem
# Composition
# Confusing Cause and Effect
# False Dilemma
# Division
# Gambler's Fallacy
# Genetic Fallacy
# Ignoring A Common Cause
# Middle Ground
# Guilt By Association
# Misleading Vividness
# Hasty Generalization
# Poisoning the Well
# Personal Attack
# Post Hoc
# Red Herring
# Relativist Fallacy
# Slippery Slope
# Special Pleading
# Spotlight
# the Straw Man argument
# and Two Wrongs Make A Right

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Fallacy-B-Gone gets rid of fallacies so fast youll think youre eating a Red Herring while Begging the Question to create a False Dilemma between a Strawman and his Bandwagon!

Get Fallacy-B-Gone Critical Thinking Spray Today, and starting making sense of Tomorrow!

Also available as a suppository.

Direct Download: http://gnosticmedia.podomatic.com/enclosure/2010-05-21T10_19_28-07_00.mp4