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JohnDoe1984 · 09-22-2006, 04:06 AM

I downloaded the cobert report the other day. Not sure of the date of the show. I can find out if you need to see it. Anyway the guest was Toby Kieth. They got on to dicussing some apparently pro-weed lyrics in a recent song . Toby blamed the whole thing on Willy Nelson. He was saying that Willy had all this weed on his bus. "Hydroponic" he says. Apparently he didn't want to be a rude guest so he toked it up on Willy's bus and then told the whole world about it on the Cobert Report. He wouldn't shut up about it and said at one point if you look up weed in the dictionary there's a picture of Willy in it.

I couldn't belive what I was hearing. This prick was out here spilling Willy's beans all over the stage.

Much to my surprise 3 days later Willys bus is raided and he is busted with over a pound of pot and some shrooms. I don't think Toby will be invited back to the bus to say the least. What a dumbass. The same jerk who writes all the propoganda. Is there some kind of dumbass award he can be nominated for?

article on Willy

http://www.harpmagazine.com/news/detail....icle=10711

deathstickboy · 09-22-2006, 04:18 AM

Poor Willy Nelson man.....what a dick that Toby Keith guy is....fuck America pisses me off sometimes...

Conspiracy Dave · (This post was last modified: 09-22-2006 05:03 AM by Conspiracy Dave.)

I suppose thats probable cause. But really, why shouldn't they be able to charge Toby Keith for publically admitting smoking weed as any less of a probable cause than to raid Willy's bus. I'm not saying they should be allowed to charge you for admitting drug use, never but just saying.

I was thinking earlier today, I wouldn't put it past the government to in the future pass a law to charge you criminally for failing a drug test. That would suck.

Anyways w/e poor Willy my ass. He was only charged with misdemeanor drug possesion.

Only Willie Nelson could get off having a pound of pot and mushrooms and getting only a misdemeanor, I'm glad he did but makes me angry. If that was you or me, boy we'd be in jail for a long ol time.

JohnDoe1984 · 09-22-2006, 05:16 AM

That's totally true Dave. If it was one of us they'd probably seize our house and say we bought it with drug money after they throw us in jail for years.

In the article I saw they said it was found during a routine inspection for commercial vehicles. They're full of crap they were watching the cobert report. <_<

Cycle of Eternity · 09-22-2006, 05:19 AM

hahahahahaha...funny shit.
was watching it on tv yesterdat...

harflimon · 09-22-2006, 07:12 AM

Although I don't like Toby Keith, to be fair it was Colbert who asked him about it and raised the subject. Also he said it was Hydroponically grow in Tequilla, which is bullshit since tequilla would kill them plants. They might have added a few drops of tequilla a couple days before they harvested, but it wasn't grown in tequilla. Not to mention that that wouldn't do anything to the plant. Sorry for going off on a tangent, but he tried to look cool by saying that but he has no idea what he's talking about and is clearly just a jackass.

harflimon · 09-22-2006, 07:16 AM

BTW this raises another good point. You guys should swing by the colbert message board, they have a whole conspiracy section, and though there are quite a few trolls, there are also a few guys that will actually try and debate us. So if anybody is up for swarming a board to fill it with truth you can come help me:P

http://www.colboard.com/index.php

JohnDoe1984 · (This post was last modified: 09-22-2006 07:40 AM by JohnDoe1984.)

Quote:Although I don't like Toby Keith, to be fair it was Colbert who asked him about it and raised the subject. Also he said it was Hydroponically grow in Tequilla, which is bullshit since tequilla would kill them plants. They might have added a few drops of tequilla a couple days before they harvested, but it wasn't grown in tequilla. Not to mention that that wouldn't do anything to the plant. Sorry for going off on a tangent, but he tried to look cool by saying that but he has no idea what he's talking about and is clearly just a jackass.

Colbert brought it up but Toby didn't have to bring Willy into it and he didn't have to talk about it so long or in such detail. It was excesive and I thought so when I saw it. I considered the tequilla thing a joke. It was probably a craftely placed plug for alcohol country music is great at that.

Check out this fool... nice mullet

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harflimon · 09-22-2006, 07:43 AM

Colbert's recent guests have been pretty weak. He had Toby keith and that Sports dude that writes for espn. They must really need people, doesn't seem like very many people want to go on his show:PThat's what you get for speaking the truth behind satire. He is sort of like a modern day Charlie Chaplin

JohnDoe1984 · 09-22-2006, 07:50 AM

I can't get enough of Cobert. That's the best show on TV far as I'm concerned. That Martin Short show a week or so ago was hilarious. I was cracking up the other day too when he was drinking beer in front of that congressman hopeful during thier interview.

tsoldrin · 09-22-2006, 08:36 PM

Is that really WHY they raided him? I saw the show when it aired and didn't think anything of it because Willy is famous for being a toker. He's said on TV before that he smoked in the white house.

JohnDoe1984 · 09-23-2006, 01:23 AM

I could be a coincidence. It's very curious that 3 days before he was busted Toby was on TV telling the whole world that Willy's bus was full of pot. Everyone knows Willy's a pothead he's been busted several times for it. He's a world famous pothead. However, nobody knows where it is and we could assume he enjoys it in the privacy of his own home until Toby so graciously told everyone that it was on his bus. Low and behold he is promptly arrested. My conspiracy research has taught me that big coincidences aren't usually as inocent as they are made out to be.