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yeti · (This post was last modified: 10-07-2007 08:40 PM by yeti.)

I guess it's because I was completely ignorant of how the world really worked until AJ opened my eyes. Because of that, I became insanely loyal, and insanely myopic. I listen to him and nobody else, because I secretly love him.

Then I noticed that certain people were questioning my hero. At first I wasn't too worried, but eventually enough people were dissing him that he became uncool. So I had to divorce Alex Jones, and loudly renounce him. That way I could remain part of the cool crowd.

Of course the whole time this has been going on, I haven't bothered to actually understand what Alex has been saying, and I haven't bothered to look anywhere else for information. You see, I can't (or won't) think for myself. I'm just another drooling drone who can barely even read, so I need radio and video for my info. But because I'm so lazy I resent having to wipe my own ass, I never bother to look anywhere else for my information.

Since I am incapable of thinking about suppressed information without thinking about Alex, I continue to do nothing but parrot other people's bullshit theories. Hey, if it's about how Alex sucks, it must be true, huh?

Aren't divorces messy?

The whole world is going to hell in a hand basket, and I'm so lame I don't care. I'm like a 10 year old girl sitting in my room, staring at a poster of my favourite teeny bopper, while the house is burning down.

In summary, I have become a very sad, weakly braying jackass. I had no credibility to begin with, but now it's deep in negative territory.

I am part of the problem, not part of the solution. Do you know who I am?