VLT's... such a waste

[Guest]

I sit here getting a good glow on in the thriving metropolis of Maple Creek SK.
I'm on my 2nd pitcher of shitty draft and despite feeling good, I feel bad for those I witness
playing Video Lottery Terminals.... IE: video one armed bandits.

In the past two hours I've watched 2 very f-able MILF's dump a combined 200+$ into stupid screens that gave them no satisfaction whatsoever. Money down the tubes and not even a good time to show for it.

One lady just switched machines for better luck... I told her that is akin to rearranging deck chairs on the titanic.

Why didn't they just give me the $200? I could've shown them both a much better time!

Poor girls. :sad: At least drug addicts get a good time... gambling addicts don't get shit.

[Easy Skanking]

Yeah. I don't get the VLT thing either.
The only time I gamble is in Vegas and that's just so I can drink for free. =D

Maybe you should hang a sign on your neck saying "Try your luck!" and hold your arm up. LOL

[mastermg]

Funny how i always see hobos buying lottery tickets from 7-11. Whats the chance of them winning anyway?

[Guest]

Quote:Funny how i always see hobos buying lottery tickets from 7-11. Whats the chance of them winning anyway?

As good as the (eat the) rich c*nt behind them in line!

@ES shit, yeah I might consider that! The one poor fat milf... maybe 5-9ft and 190... but shit, I had a few beers or more, I would've fucked her... she would've liked it more than a fucking screen!

Last call for alcohol was 1/2 hour ago... time to fly... no pussy.... play with my cock if the alcohol doesn't preclude it....LOL.

[Easy Skanking]

Just remember, Ctrl: http://conspiracycentral.info/index.php?sh...0133&st=20#

It's all good if you can't remember it. LOL

[Guest]

Holy... have to drink three coffees just to remove the hangover...lol. Damn is my mouth dry!

[nataraja]

i hate not remembing ! fucking gets to me!:(

[DJOldskool]

Used t play the more complicated jackpot machines in the UK, had stress at work and at home, helped me zone out for a while before going home. That was until I started putting ALL my spare cash in them.

I once new a couple who owned a business each and would put £100's in those and poker machines a night.

[mastermg]

Gambling machines are probably the best money-makers. People get so into them they start spending all their spare cash without realizing it.

[deathstickboy]

Quote:Gambling machines are probably the best money-makers. People get so into them they start spending all their spare cash without realizing it.

Worst of all, they don't realize there is no thing as "spare cash" in a pyramid scheme.... :shocked: