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frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:14 AM by frankzappa.)

German Shepperd are horrible dogs, I cant stand them.

Two times they attacked Teddy B. I guess they can tell he is a crypto jew.

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:18 AM by frankzappa.)

FACT

I have a mint condition factory sealed "Apostrophe/Overnite Sensation" Zappa minidisc from 1988, and Ben Watson hasnt!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:22 AM by frankzappa.)

Another FACT

Watson and Dolly possess a Fender Telecaster which is permanently
out of tune, I tuned it for them about ten years ago, neither of them
can play a note, yet see fit to lecture the world on music!!
The only reason they even have the guitar is due to dollys addiction
to mail-order coupon competitions!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:30 AM by frankzappa.)

Another maths question.

Give a reasonable explanation of why zero to the power of zero
is 1!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:38 AM by frankzappa.)

Whats the biggest freshwater fish any of you has caught?

I caught a 26 pound pike in Oxford years ago, it felt like I was trying
to drag a dog out of the water!

I also ate a pike at a wedding in Poland once, it was very tasty!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:43 AM by frankzappa.)

I remember the days when you could smoke weed in pubs in the UK and nobody would bother you,

'The Vulcan' Pub in Blackburn (shut down years ago) was the best pub ever in this regard!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:45 AM by frankzappa.)

Another Ben Watson FACT.

He loves "The Monkeys" the fact they couldnt play a note bothers
him not!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:55 AM by frankzappa.)

Anyone have a good recipe for lemon chicken?

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 09:58 AM by frankzappa.)

FACT

The supply of Thai weed into the UK is controlled by the German
Army, and has been for years.

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 10:00 AM by frankzappa.)

At what point in time did music become fully shite. I would argue
everything after about 1992 is rubbish!

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 10:04 AM by frankzappa.)

Does anyone in the UK remember what marmite used to be like
before they turned it into this watered down crap that it now is.

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 10:09 AM by frankzappa.)

Another maths question

If 33 conspiracy theorists attend a conference and they all shake
hands, how many handshakes will there be altogether?

Express the formula for calculating this in terms of n, where n is
the number of consipacy theorists.

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 10:11 AM by frankzappa.)

FACT
My sisters husbands fathers brother sits on the Royal Institute for International Affairs.

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 10:14 AM by frankzappa.)

Question, Is Ben Watson related to the IBM Nazi collaborator Thomas
J.Watson?

frankzappa · (This post was last modified: 10-27-2012 10:22 AM by frankzappa.)

Why do dogs react badly to pork? Woof woof!