A great post by IanPotter on the tracker...

[yeti]

...that I thought I'd share with y'all:
http://concen.org/tracker/torrents-detai...3#comments

Quote:In the beginning, there was a nipple. I sucked on the nipple. It was good.

As I began to grow, I was taken to a cool dark place on Sundays, where I learned about creationism. It seemed logical (except for that one bit), but it was bundled up with a load of weird stuff I had to believe along with it - and I definitely didn't like the sweaty guy in the black dress who kept touching my leg. Bah, I thought. I have no need of faith.

Later, while finding myself in a larger holding pen with brightly coloured children spreading disease one afternoon I was introduced to the idea of evolution. Wow, science! White coats and bubbling potions, like that bloke who made Frankenstein. Cool.

It started off well and I especially liked the notion that I could put some chemicals in a bowl, wait a few million years and SHAZAM! So a few days later, having gained a better understanding of what a million actually meant, I decided to collect some dog pooh from the park and put it under my bed. Sure enough, exactly as I had hypothesized it eventually evolved into a bowl of maggots, which I fed to my sister.

When I told my teacher he was horrified. He pointed out that my understanding of evolution was flawed and that I needed to be taught a lesson. He opened a large cupboard filled with huge charts hanging on a rail and began laying them out on the table. There were hundreds of 'artists impressions' of this changing into that and that into this.

"But they're all drawings", I protested. "How do I know this isn't all made up by some bloke in a white coat?".

"It's just the way it is. If you don't believe it you won't pass your test", he explained. "Now get in that cupboard".

With that, he pushed me into the cupboard, leapt in after me and closed the door, then began to unbuckle his belt as he told me to drop my pants. Fortunately for me I still had the dog-shit in my pocket so I rammed it into his eye.

"I taught your father", shouted the teacher. "He was a little shit just like you", he wailed as he flailed, temporarily blinded by the dog-shit.

"No Sir. I'm a much bigger shit than he was", I countered. "You forgot to allow for the effects of evolution".

Inconclusive science and too much faith all round for my liking.

Speaking of nipples... What are mine for?

[capmtripps]

nice...

starts and ends with nipples

white coats and black dresses force people into cupboards to get their beliefs rammed home, as it were...