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Zero Hedge Video Analysis Reveals Paintball Guns, Secret Turkish Weapon
06-01-2010, 11:15 PM
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Zero Hedge Video Analysis Reveals Paintball Guns, Secret Turkish Weapon
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Submitted by Marla Singer on 06/01/2010 00:10 -0500

Tellingly, a number of commentators on the recent "Gaza Flotilla" kerfuffle, including some right here on Zero Hedge, appear to have fallen prey to the seductive wiles of the Palestinian (and now Turkish) propaganda ministry, painting the Israeli Defense Forces as a "go in guns blazing" murder squad victimizing a few, poor, international protesters on an innocent blockade runner on a diplomatic mission that absolutely, positively did not intercept those transmissions. True, it seemed quite unlikely that the IDF would board a blockade runner ("Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold.") with just paintball guns, but exclusive Zero Hedge analysis can now reveal that not only did IDF forces board the Mavi Marmara with sidearms holstered and only paint ball guns as their primary weapons, but, in what must be the most significant Israeli intelligence failure in decades, they were unwittingly lured into facing a historic and potent enemy they could not hope to vanquish with colored ink.

We refer, of course, to Turkish cavalry.
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While surely unconventional to deploy at sea, Turkish cavalry has commanded fear and respect since the Battle of Bapheus in 1302, and, in more contemporary times, in the Greco-Turkish war between 1919 and 1922, most notably in the Battle of Dumlup?nar, finally vanquishing the Greek presence in Anatolia.

Indeed, had we not seen the video with our own eyes, it would be difficult to credit the addition of Marine Cavalry units to the asymmetric order of battle facing the IDF, but the video evidence is incontrovertible. Our frame by frame analysis of IDF provided video clearly shows the presence of feared Turkish Marine Cavalry on board the Mavi Marmara.

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Frame-by-Frame Slow Motion Analysis

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IDF Member with Paintball Gun
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Dreaded Turkish Cavalry

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06-02-2010, 12:12 AM
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LOL

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06-02-2010, 01:56 AM
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wow...
you're the one in 14 that got that humor, I guess...

maybe I'm out of my element.

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06-02-2010, 03:03 AM
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(06-02-2010 01:56 AM)h3rm35 Wrote:  wow...
you're the one in 14 that got that humor, I guess...

maybe I'm out of my element.

There are a lot of lurkers around here.

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06-02-2010, 03:37 AM
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(IYHO,)
Am I supposed to feel better or worse now?

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06-02-2010, 04:09 AM (This post was last modified: 06-02-2010 04:13 AM by yeti.)
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(06-02-2010 03:37 AM)h3rm35 Wrote:  (IYHO,) Am I supposed to feel better or worse now?

Better. The glass is half full. Your farts don't stink. You have many secret stalkers admirers. Love005

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06-02-2010, 04:19 AM (This post was last modified: 06-02-2010 04:27 AM by h3rm35.)
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thanks for the flowers...


i tried... I really did...

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06-02-2010, 04:26 AM
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(06-02-2010 04:19 AM)h3rm35 Wrote:  thanks for the flowers...

You'll want to take back that thanks when you see I charged them to your credit card...

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06-02-2010, 04:29 AM
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yeah... good luck creating a new card w/ my rating!!! ? (j/k... or am I...)

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06-02-2010, 04:12 PM
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i don't get it.

why does the IDF guy have a paintball gun ?
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06-02-2010, 04:13 PM
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maybe because the initial intention was non lethal intervention but then they opened up like stone cold killers when faced with unarmed resistance?
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06-02-2010, 07:01 PM
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lol...so wtf was that really...sure does look like a horse for a second.

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06-02-2010, 08:23 PM
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(06-02-2010 04:12 PM)groen2 Wrote:  i don't get it.

why does the IDF guy have a paintball gun ?

They make rubber practice rounds for indoor and outdoor uses. They're called reballs and they hurt like hell and are used for crowd control. 15-30 rds a second and 250-300 rd hopper is the advantage over typical non lethal weapons. The word "Paint" is a distraction. They're also not called guns they're "markers". Thats the marketing designed for you to think they're harmless.
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06-02-2010, 08:45 PM
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(06-02-2010 08:23 PM)ToddTraf Wrote:  
(06-02-2010 04:12 PM)groen2 Wrote:  i don't get it.

why does the IDF guy have a paintball gun ?

They make rubber practice rounds for indoor and outdoor uses. They're called reballs and they hurt like hell and are used for crowd control. 15-30 rds a second and 250-300 rd hopper is the advantage over typical non lethal weapons. The word "Paint" is a distraction. They're also not called guns they're "markers". Thats the marketing designed for you to think they're harmless.
truth...

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06-03-2010, 01:47 AM
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fuckin' OW!

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