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This Should Be Against The Law
02-24-2007, 09:55 PM (This post was last modified: 02-24-2007 09:55 PM by Conspiracy Dave.)
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This Should Be Against The Law
http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/STDFact-HPV-vaccine.htm

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Ok I was reading something about HPV and I am so sick and tired of going to fucking government websites and having them littered with SHIT like this. It's like they create the websites for fucking 12 year olds, which I suppose is the average brain age of people.

All these little happy colorfull smiley pictures of young girls and their families everywhere, big goofy bubble text headlines. It's all meant to emotionally sway you into thinking the government is so nice.

Do you really think your a higher form of life? You...With your dripping jaws, and your bloodshot eyes. You...With your varicosities and your vermin for an appendix. You...with your hemroids and assterioids. Often I wake up at night and ponder these matters. And then I feel very strongly that I should talk them over with Brother Theodore...and then, and then I wake up fully and remember that I am Brother Theodore. And my heart aches. And my tears flow. And I see my Aunt Marie floating in the chicken soup...more dead than alive...more naked than not. And oh, now I see a mailman, a mailman giving birth to a dog of all things!

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02-24-2007, 11:46 PM
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The government commisioned this design and OK'd it so you might be right, but I see this stuff everywhere. I'd say it's the work of graphic designers who do nothing but copy the work of other graphic designers, and I can't find a pamphlet, leaflet, college prospectus or anything without people smiling at computer monitors, smiling while on the phone, smiling while working or just smiling.:):):)

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It pisses me right off :angry:
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02-25-2007, 05:46 AM
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I know, I Hate it! I hate this smiley fuck world they try and promote.

Ahhhhh!!!!!oiuefofeogfboegb

Do you really think your a higher form of life? You...With your dripping jaws, and your bloodshot eyes. You...With your varicosities and your vermin for an appendix. You...with your hemroids and assterioids. Often I wake up at night and ponder these matters. And then I feel very strongly that I should talk them over with Brother Theodore...and then, and then I wake up fully and remember that I am Brother Theodore. And my heart aches. And my tears flow. And I see my Aunt Marie floating in the chicken soup...more dead than alive...more naked than not. And oh, now I see a mailman, a mailman giving birth to a dog of all things!

Never a moments peace, never a moments peace...never a moments peace.
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02-25-2007, 06:25 AM
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reminds me how all UNICEF and other UN materials have what I in my internal dialogue refer to as "that UN look." You know, the posters at your local bus stop which show a group of children who just want world peace, to get vaccinated, or have clean air or what-not. There's that perfect mix of smiling Euro, African, Asian, and Latino children.

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In stock photography, like on the page that Dave mentioned at the beginning, I alway wonder what they were actually thinking about when the photos were taken. It certainly wasn't about pussy cancer or about avoiding pussy cancer.

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02-25-2007, 02:17 PM
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Worse than that is so far I've seen 2 young women on television who have the cancer giving emotional pleas that the mandates be passed so other girls don't have to suffer the same fate that they are.

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02-25-2007, 05:20 PM
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So Aids didnt work so they find another desease now where the infection is coming from sexual contacts. I say thats just plan b to lower the world population. Funny is that statement on the side -> quote: "Are there other ways to prevent HPV? The only sure way to prevent HPV is to abstain from all sexual activity." yeah right and noone noticed the very similar name or? I mean HIV and HPV.

So first we had HIV and Aids and it was a desease, where you would infect yourself by having sex and sex means babies etc. So the end was ppl were afraid and had less sex and less babies etc. cause we cannot just stop to have sex we had condoms. and ppl who still thought of "making babies" and "unprotected sex" well they got a high chance to get aids and died.

But it didnt work like excpected so they put out plan b now and thats that HPV shit and its the same story again, just this time its not a condom protecting you its a vaccine lol.

If you dont want HIV use a condom or dont have sex.
If you dont want HPV use vaccine or dont have sex.

Strange thing or just a lucky shot that HIV (the char I) comes before the HPV (char p) in the alphabeth. But hey... I know its just some freaky conspiracy theory... HPV is real and stuff like that so better get your vaccination and dont dare to ever have sex again;)
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