Gas Grills Are Part Of The Conspiracy.

[Cleft_Asunder]

This should have clicked a long time ago, but for some reason it kept slipping past me. Essentionally, I get high on the propane which makes it's way into the meat I cook on the grill. I'm just going to go down a list of what happends to the meat, and what it does to me. I use beef as an example.

1)The gas makes the meat taste strange, and definitely bad, but it's very subtle. What's most interesting is that the fat turns hard and rubbery, making it unchewable, ruining what is the best part of the beef.

2)The beef tends to turn hard, even with expensive cuts, rather than tender.

3)After consumption, the meat isn't satisfying. To be specific, the meat always seems like it could have been better, and you feel like your BBQ skills suck. (In fact that's not the case)

4)After consumption, I tend to feel angry and irratated.

5)At night, even if I'm really tired, I can't fall asleep. I get into this half sleep, and in the background is the "high feeling" I was talking about. It's like this ultra nervous and negative energy which makes me want to explode out of bed, yet at the same time I'm still very tired.

6)The next day I feel backed, and exhausted, and zapped/baked, like I was just microwaved or some shit.

7)My skin looks awful the next 2 days.

Now I want to tell you that I haven't used a microwave in like 5 years, and never will again. That shit turns food into poison, and that food zaps you. But now I discovered that propane grills are part of the conspiracy, so I'm very excited and happy that I found this truth and can share it with total confidence.

So how do you cook meat then? With a charcoal grill using, most importantly, 100% natural hardwood charcoal and a chimney starter. Do not use lighter fluid to start the coals, it contaminates the meat and is more difficult than a chimney starter. It's bloody easy and your meat is going to come out hella bomb every time. It's going to taste the way it should; the fats going to melt in your mouth, and it's more enjoyable to cook. This is the way meat was meant to be cooked.

If you go to Home Depot, you can find a chimney starter there, and they sell a 20 pound bag of charcoal for only 5$ called The Original Charcoal Company. It's hardwood and yucca starch. As for a charcoal grill, I recommend the Weber Smokey Joe grill which you can find at Target for like $30. Made in the USA.

You're fucking set. :cool:

[Easy Skanking]

I pretty much agree with your points.
I use a chimney starter and NEVER use gas. Only pussy NWO lovers use gas. LOL

[Cleft_Asunder]

Quote:I pretty much agree with your points.
I use a chimney starter and NEVER use gas. Only pussy NWO lovers use gas. LOL

NWO ass licking motha fuckers.

Is that your art btw? That art couldn't be any better.

[Easy Skanking]

Not my stuff. Can't paint or draw worth a crap. My talent is guitar.
It is from the new Megadeth album "United Abominations". Pretty appropriate stuff for the times as you can see...

[Phase]

I can't stand gas:barf:I use natural charcoal or I cook it over a campfire. Hmmmm campfire burger...

[rawgoatsmilk]

Thanks for that tip re: gas barbecue ... I just want to add my worthless two cents, it ain't just the barbecue that's part of the conspiracy, it's the MEAT itself ... The NWO agenda is VEGETARIANISM, and they're doing their best to make meat as toxic to human consumption as they possible can. Organic, grass-fed beef is what you're looking for; also, wild fish; free range/organic chickens. For those of you in Ontario, http://www.berettafarms.com provide wonderful organic beef. I stay away from pork and shellfish, because it contains all kinds of horrible toxins ... Some people are less sensitive than I am to said toxins, but that doesn't make them good for you ...

My opinion: why does the 'french paradox' of little heart disease but high fat consumption in the population exist? Because they eat their meat practically raw ... Cooked meat is difficult to digest because the fibrous protein in meat gets denatured ('disfigured'), so our digestive enzymes cannot act on it ... So, eat your meat as rare as you can, or consume digestive enzymes (Garden of Life brand). Worst form of food you can consume: gluten containing grains (they are a MAJOR part of the conspiracy) -- because gluten is an indigestible protein that inflames the lining of the gut ... gluten is found in all wheat and wheat derived grains, like barley, rye, spelt, kamut ...

[maggot]

What about stir-frying?

[maggot]

eek double post