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Ognir · (This post was last modified: 09-15-2007 10:23 AM by Ognir.)

Diet Questions Answered



Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? 

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap. 

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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? 

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products. 

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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? 

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up! 

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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? 

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. 

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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? 

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? 

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!.... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you? 

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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? 

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach. 

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Q: Is chocolate bad for me? 

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around! 

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Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me. 

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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? 

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! 



 Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. 

And remember: 
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO! What a Ride" 

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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~~Rod~~ · 09-15-2007, 02:05 PM

I like the ending, but to be more ConCen, the killing is done by the vaccines, modified foods, and deliberate over medicating/medicating period, that our pharmaceutical companies just absolutely love.

hilly7 · 09-15-2007, 02:53 PM

That's funny, completely inaccurate but funny.

Weyland · 09-15-2007, 03:02 PM

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

I totally agree with this one. Too many people work out until they look like the incredible hulk, then life happens and they drop their exercise regime and turn into big fat turds. :biggrin:

Ratiocinator · 09-15-2007, 03:52 PM

The sad thing is a great number of people actually believe that crap and live by it!

ephilution · 09-15-2007, 05:29 PM

If you wanna lose weight then just stop eating. Depending on your metabolic rate and stored reserves losing weight will even go faster not longer than a month or so. You'll lose weight even faster when you stop drinking water. Heck stop breathing if you really want fast results. :biggrin:

~~MrBS~~ · (This post was last modified: 09-15-2007 06:22 PM by MrBS.)

Quote:That's funny, completely inaccurate but funny.

That's untrue...

I eat a largely meat diet now and am slimmer than I used to be.

Everyone in the country I reside in are also a lot slimmer than back home. And yes, of course the poor people are - but I'm talking about the middle-class people.

But they do seem to use McDonalds a lot less.... so I can't get my head around the meat thing, unless you are talking about real fucking meat (haha - I am being ironic) - like the stuff you use in McDonalds. People seem to die older too.

So you rubbishing the "eat meat" argument was doing so without thinking, cause it was surrounded with lots of Dis-Info.

~~Rod~~ · 09-15-2007, 08:14 PM

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise (Save them for Sex).

hilly7 · 09-16-2007, 06:20 AM

Quote:
Quote:That's funny, completely inaccurate but funny.
That's untrue...

I eat a largely meat diet now and am slimmer than I used to be.

Everyone in the country I reside in are also a lot slimmer than back home. And yes, of course the poor people are - but I'm talking about the middle-class people.

But they do seem to use McDonalds a lot less.... so I can't get my head around the meat thing, unless you are talking about real fucking meat (haha - I am being ironic) - like the stuff you use in McDonalds. People seem to die older too.

So you rubbishing the "eat meat" argument was doing so without thinking, cause it was surrounded with lots of Dis-Info.

That makes 2 of us on the meat, 2 freezers full myself, but good meat.

operationska · 09-16-2007, 08:42 AM

Quote:Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Meats and beer everyday? I can live with that! :biggrin:

hilly7 · (This post was last modified: 09-16-2007 03:04 PM by hilly7.)

Seriously do research on this stuff, I think it was said in jest. If you believe all this true then keep my email when the diseases set in and maybe it can be turned around. Wine and beer is not good for you, it does contain the "fruity bit" but also yeast and is extremely acidic. What is stated here is sound bites.

MrBS, I too eat meat, just not as often now. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing. You sound much like I did a few years ago which surprizes me, since I was a Sheeple and wouldn't have been on a conspiracy board. Same thing I said, of course I was younger and healthier. Perhaps you will join me soon and find out how to battle cancer when, and it will, become you. Eating meat isn't bad for you, that is disinfo but also of nothing but meat is good for you is as well.

"People seem to die older", the twin towers and building 7 seemed to fall from a couple of planes but we all know how that really is.

Seriously, I am sometimes amazed at how smart most are on this board on many things and completely ignorant on many other things. The NWO will walk over us as we only believe what we want to believe, as long as it fits or requires no effort on our part.

Keep my email gentleman, we can discuss later what you done wrong and how it might be corrected, or be sick and dependant later in life on the NWO and their drugs.

TraxusIV · 09-16-2007, 04:46 PM

In all seriousness, I have been on my own diet for a while and it has worked wonders for me. I got really sick last year, and a couple times at that. The medications I had to be on caused me to gain a ton of weight. That plus my freshmen 15 didnt help me much. I was about 45 pounds overweight, which is actually crazy to think about. You never really think anything like that could happen to you. hah. I was definitely really thick. But, a month ago I started on a sweet diet that we'll call "Traxus' quick way to lookin amazing." And as of yesterday I have lost almost 25 pounds. AWESOME! hah.

Basically in the morning I eat some Enerfood in orange juice and drink a small can of V8. (Also, I really cant praise Enerfood enough. The stuff is fucking amazing. It doesn't taste good, but you feel like a million bucks after it hits your tummy). Then at night I eat a meal that is mainly just meat. Because of my school cafeteria, that usually turns out to be hot dogs and chicken breast, both with out buns obviously.

The weird thing about it is that once this is the norm in your life you can actually begin to introduce small amounts of bad food. Like I have had french toast a few times, pizza 4 times, and even ice cream a couple times. But, sugary drinks are a BIG no no. Nothing carbonated at all. And try to stay away from anything with high fructose corn syrup. Drinking down calories will put it on you.

The only other thing you need is to exercise a few times a week, three is okay. But, you should at least walk a mile everyday. I walk a lot and three times a week train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. The BJJ is intense and probably a big part of why I am losing weight so damn quickly. But, obviously, the harder you push yourself, the better the results are gonna be. Exercise can be a scary thing for a lot of overweight people, though.

It is a really simply thing though. Just find something youll love doing that requires a least a little bit of movement. Working out in a gym is lame. Go on a walk with you baby girl and then fuck the shit out of her when you get home. That right there is the best exercise the good lord hath given us. But, seriously, walking is awesome. And if you add any sort of sport, you will REALLY see the effects. But, mainly, the idea is just to get out and live life instead being couped up all day reading conspiracy blogs and eating ice cream.

If you do any of this EASY stuff, that just takes a SMALL bit of mind molding, especially if you are addicted to stuff like soda, you will drop it all off right away. Ive got about 15 pounds more before I start lookin like fuckin He-Man. Hah. Its worth it kids! Take care of yourself!

Anyways. That my suggestions for dieting a lookin right.