I was reading the local paper just now...

[resonate]

We're not talking about farm fresh, were talkin fresh cracked!

Were not talking about powdered egg mix here kids, were talking about fresh eggs. We crack them right before we cook them... we don't crack them and leave them for a while before we make breakfasts.

We don't leave them overnight cracked, we crack them in the morning, they got fresh cracks in them, we don't crack them ahead of time... like some other restaurants.

True bliss will be when we can expirience constant morning of breakfasts with fresh cracked eggs.


Do your fast food chains bring miracles like this to you too?


I'd love to see other examples of other funny ads.

[Cycle of Eternity]

I notice stuff like this all the time. Like Nestle's bottled water is called
Pure Life... trying to make you feel like your drinking pure life.
And also a brand of cigarettes I smoke called American Spirit... must make
us feel proud smoking American spirit... the spirit obviously
representing the smoke.

They take what's naturally yours and sell it back to you as a product.

This is the only way advertisement can truly work... and boy don't American's
consume the shit out of everything.

[MisO69]

Marketing is a bunch of lies told to you in a colorful way in order to fool you into buying something that you do not need.


I hate it, its like an insult to our collective intelligence. Anyway thats how it makes me feel sometimes.

[byrd]

that nestle bottled water was one of two i think that got caught acpl months ago for using tap water in their bottled water. tricky buggers.

[standvast]

Quote:that nestle bottled water was one of two i think that got caught acpl months ago for using tap water in their bottled water. tricky buggers.

depending on where one lives, there is often no difference,
the companies selling tap water pump up the same water / filter the same water,
and distribute the same water [filtered fresh groundwater] as comes out of your tap.
In Bunnink , smal town in Holland, they checked it out, and `Sourcy`
which has it´s ´source`there is equivalent to the wider region´s tapwater.

In India Coca Cola company pumps up the groundwater so fertile lands become
unusable to farmers with no means of irrigation,
They use 1 million liters a day to keep a single golf course greeny green.
they dump their crap in the local river, which makes the groundwater undrinkable for the people,
they than bottle the slightly filtered groundwater
and sell it back to the poor farmers for for 9 -12 rupee a small bottle.

:pissed:

[Ognir]

Word
And it's more expensive that a beer or a wine, bottle water is another scam, excellent marketing ploy on us, testing and retesting on us

[Guest]

Quote:that nestle bottled water was one of two i think that got caught acpl months ago for using tap water in their bottled water. tricky buggers.

coca cola tried to market bottled water in the uk a few years back with it officially recognised that it was going to be reprocessed tap water. Luckily it was recalled within a week or so of sale as it had some type of benzene compound added to it 1000's of times stronger than recognised by the state as safe. The people who were drinking it in the first week prolly have an increased risk of cancer now later in life but they kept that one supressed, the fuckers.

not to mention the creation of fanta for the nsdap volk in the 30's.

[blove8.]

pretty soon they'll prolly start bottling northern alberta surface water and call it some sort of health drink. perhaps call it NASW-Y : Northern Alberta Surface Water - Yummmmmmmmmmmy

[subgenius]

speaking of marketing... may be of some interest to you ....( it is on-topic )see what you think about these marketing techniques: http://conspiracycentral.info/index.php?showtopic=16539

"BLOVE8 : pretty soon they'll prolly start bottling northern alberta surface water and call it some sort of health drink. perhaps call it NASW-Y : Northern Alberta Surface Water - Yummmmmmmmmmmy.."
yeah like get your 1000 + daily recommended dose of heavy metals and chemicals, etc. use the slogan TOO MUCH IS ALWAYS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH and serve the hamburger from the cattle that died like flies. Hard to believe that I am not at all making this up either. Will make a point of writing down a listy of what I see of this nature for the next few days, just as a personal awareness project ( just got the word AWARENESS on the mp3 file right as I wrote that.... must be true )
Surprising that all of the shit they call NATURAL in the fragrance/flavour is not at all beneficial to your organism. There must be a post in here on "NATURAL"additives. But nature is seen as a good selling point isn't it. Nothing fun about open ditch latrines in mid-summer...Such a huge topic this is . Not only are we dealing with things that are immediately seen. Shit they must have most of our responses pre mapped by now. scary

[Shinobi]

"pretty soon they'll prolly start bottling northern alberta surface water and call it some sort of health drink. perhaps call it NASW-Y : Northern Alberta Surface Water - Yummmmmmmmmmmy.."

lmao Sub.G